CHINATOWN-BANGKOK

I THINK WE NEED A BIGGER BOAT

so im in bangkok, and was invited to go out on the rivers in a boat. of course i said yes. im thinking, onna those long speed boats or a normal boat. well i get there and we assembled this home made, make shift, scrape boat. made outta ac vents, water barrels and some plywood. the little boat ruled. did a lil fishing(didnt catch shit), casted some nets(caught some skrimps) grilled some skrimps on da river bank in a lil clay pot, and drank a shit ton of thai whiskey. mao mak mak. such a dope day. thai people are so generous. i need to learn how to talk fluent thai!!! you can only hand gesture so much, and say a few key words before you wonder are they laughin at a joke or laughin at me. hahaha. all good people. designer and captain of the boat was pee-chai.

pee-chai and his thai water vessel. man can drink.
assembling the boat


this is lil bum bim. very cute. most thai kids are shit frightened of me cuz off the beard n tattoos. she was my lil partner in crime. feeding stray dogs, throwin' random shit in the water, sword fightin with branches n eatn shrimp heads. peace.

OL' CRUSTY EYES

one for you muddah.
my daily coffee spot.
central festival has everything. i go here about every other day. everything you would want n miss about american is in this mall. been lovin' the all you can eat sushi train. thai people put ketchup on pizza, dont make sense, why not just ask for xtra sauce right?. went to the mall to see that new shaolin kung fu movie. it was in thai with chinese subtitles, i couldnt understand much but it was aaaight. too much guns vs sticks. monks getn shot up. not too much kungfu tho. which sucks. still holdin' down my top five shaolin movies are:

1:master killer

2:shaolin temple

3:executioners of shaolin

4:shaolin vs wu-tang

5:7 grandmasters

ROCKET LAUNCHER

so i been kickin' it wit tha thai locals playin snooker. you can gamble anywhere on anything. two things the thai's love to gamble on.1:muay thai fights and 2:snooker. i did quite well. and they would make fun of each other when they'd have to pay me, the farong (foreign white guy).
so i got this bullshit going on every morning out my apartment balcony. im outta this bitch on the first. cant take this shit anymore. the thai's still pour concrete old fashion fire brigade water bucket style.
the face of a man that just ate a big ass deep fried grasshopper. funny that everyone thinks misha is HANCOCK(that shitty will smith movie) we be walkin' down the street and thai girls be like ahhhh. you hancock! hahaha
truth.

THE MONKEY KING

MISTER ADVENTURE

see the world is so crazy big and filled with such risk. i just know i gotta dodge them. the beginning is always followed by an end. in the in between time, im not runnin' or hidin' in.

see, things do come around. and make sense inventually. things do come around. but some things trouble me. the people i met and the places i been. are all what make me the man i so proudly am. but i wanna know one thing. when did i become a ghost? i'm mostly confused about the world i live in. you think that i'm lonely, well, i prolly am. one thing that still gets me. when did i become a ghost? yeah.

bts


my $1 punch action chuck liddell pen. already broke it.
met the homie fukashi (sushi chef at sebo in sf) in bangkok for a beer n fish. cheering this guy up. he just lost his whole record collection due to a scam at public storage in sf. sucks. keep your head up.

GOOD BYE GOOSE GUY

so im back in bangkok to get my visa shit sorted. im expectin' a long shitty day standing in line n fillin' out forms. stopped by cheap charlies. which was full of old weirdos. so many damn weirdos out here for peak season. whole bars full of 50+ aged creaps. gross. today was gustavo's last day here. get home safe homie.

BLUE FLUTE OF THE FALLEN TIGER

FAIRTEX STAFF PARTY

gustavo the homie from sf came in from bangkok last night, and misha took the bus from the cambodian border on the kho chang islands to kick it with me in pattaya. all the trainers invited me to the big fairtex staff party. live band,pig roast,dancin',costume contest,comedians,breakdancing,and shit tons of thai whiskey. all the trainers were dancing and drinking. misha taught them how to do "the dougie". was so damn funny seeing retired muay thai campions all doing the dougie. the love they showed us is sometin' i will never forget. after a good buzz we went to walking street. misha was wasted n i made the girls pull him up on stage, they ripped his pants off, 6 naked girls smakin' him, n spankin' him, they pulled his dick out and beat the shit outta it with foam spankin' sticks. hahahahha. he couldnt believe it. hahaha so funny! at one point i couldnt find him n he was outside sleepin'. i thought he went to get food or some shit. good fuckin' times. peace

mai pen lai khup

bummed to leave. miss you two already. thanks for the good laughs. hey fred you grumpy racist bastard! hahaha.


we had a 600 baht bet of who could swim the whole length of this pool.(i almost didnt come back up) but i finally won a god damn bet vs pnut.
fliks from pnut n kristin's last day. sell out! hahaha. nah he didnt drink it.

misha headed to kho panang for those crazy ass full moon parties. i caught a cab back to pattaya to start my training. went n saw ted at fairtex today for the usual hookup. was great to see my old trainer chao back from london. he looks crazy bald.(tho he was a monk a few years ago, im sure its nothin new to him) he told me come tomoro i'm dead! (gesturing:rubbin' his finger acrossed his throat). nice to be back here in pattaya n see familiar faces. now i gotta lose 25 lbs. fuck:(

HELLAPHANTS