LETTERS FROM PHILLY BRIAN pt2

I might be getting kicked out of Korea soon. I was at some bar and this fucking faggot New Zealander was fucking with my boy so i smoked a cigarette in his face he pushed me in the face. I wheeled around on him and pushed him back in the face and everything got broken up. I snuck away and told that dude anytime, any place. He snuck me over three dudes, and his friends tried to bum rush me out the door. I grabbed them by their fat ass arms and shoved them and told them to fuck off. And typical pussy shit, they waited until there were people between us and started talking shit. Can you believe motherfuckers move to Korea, the safest country in the world and try to be hard? So, I was sitting in this bar down the street after the bar staff told me they were gonna call the cops, and I see the mother fuckers friend walk into the bar. I tell the dude his friend is a faggot and should meet me around the corner and he ahhs and shucks like a bitch. And this other dude walks in and tells me the dude is real sorry, and can't we just let it go. So I tell the dude to tell that faggot to meet me by a church around nothing near my house in twenty minutes. He comes back and tells me the dude said he is outside now with his friends and I can come talk to him now. So I go outside and tell him to follow me around the corner to the church. He aww shucks and doesnt move and some fat bitch calls me a hick. I tell her she's a cunt, and I tell the dude he has no heart. Then I grab him by the jaw and tell him the next time I see him I'm gonna rape him. and then I shoved him to the ground. Then his friend got mad because I said I was going to kill him, and I took him under the armpit and threw him to the ground. I hope I dont lose my job, and if I do I'm doing shit and coming to Korea. Catch me? Love you fools, wish you were here regulating with me. Koreans would shit their pants if we rolled through.

Peace,

Brian

LETTERS FROM PHILLY BRIAN

What's up? I've been in Daejeon for a week now, and originally my apartment wasn't ready so the school put me up in a hotel. I didn't realize this at the time--later another teacher told me---but it was a pay by the hour hotel. You know, the kind that prostitutes use to have sex with men who are paying them money. I tried to take a shit and the toilet fell over. I righted it and realized, from staring at the floor, that in Asia you apparently shower in the middle of the bathroom with a shower head that's attached to the sink. The room was nice. It had porn on two channels, red mood light over the bed, and the sheets were that comfortable kind of slick that's made comfortable by copious amounts of infidelity being performed on them. Daejeon is the safest city in South Korea, and South Korea is probably the safest country in the world. People on the streets stared at me because of my height, and, unlike the native Koreans, none of the cars that zip around as if they were a Nascar course speed up when I try to cross the street. In fact, some even stop when I step into the crosswalk. Koreans also hate money. I think that is their national slogan. A guy I work with tipped a cab driver the other day, and the cab driver followed him for a block honking. He hated the one dollar that was given to him. There is a sandwich shop by my work that leaves a try full of money by the counter where you pay for your sandwiches. You are supposed to figure out your own change; I have already thought about taking the entire tray of money and explaining to them that I am doing American math, which is different to Korean math, and I hope that they understand this. I have not done this. Koreans also love to get excessively drunk. However, they do not fight each other. At first, watching them link arms and sway through the street like linens in a breeze, I thought they were the Irish of Asia. But after studying them for the last week--they wear bedazzled jeans, and they puff out their cheeks when they talk--I realize that they are not the Irish of Asia. They are probably closer to Canadians than anything else. The school is nice. I was teaching the students about cause and effect the other day. They began talking loudly, and trying to test me for a moment, you know to see what I was all about. I introduced the cause that someone once stole Mr. Brian's candy bar. "What happened, Mr. Brian?" a little girl asked. "No one knows what happened to that man," I said. They were very respectful after that. I hope all of you are doing well, I work from 1 PM to 9:30 everyday and then I go out drinking.

LIfe is good. I'll write you soon, I miss all you guys.

Brian

YO, KICK HIM IN DA HEAD FOOL!

i have the worst hangover, and a mess to clean up.

last nite i had fish from every continent. worldwide sushi.
george finishes my sleeve
hope he bangs wif me, cuz imma bangs wif him. -jon howard n here

BROKE ELEPHANT

some fliks from this week. mom n dad flew out to sf for my xmas party. did some xmas shoppin' n hop'd around from irish pub to irish pub. slante'

INTERNAL n EXTERNAL

seventh son late night session w/ jason kundell.
chew 4 vicodins and chase with a shot of jameson=monster blood

CLARITY

only a truly modest and intelligent person can reflect on themselves and their accomplishments, as well as their faults(im full of them). all i can do is to strive to be better. to know yourself is true wisdom. been going through old photos today reflecting on the memories. here is a few from my china trip a couple years back now. time flies by. enjoy the flicks and try to place yourself there. peace.

HEY, YOU KICK LIKE SHIT!

new advanced mammal sticker just sent to press
where i've been these days. fairtex, san francisco.
teewhy.

swag swag swag

KINGS CUP 2010

last sat was the kings birthday in thailand, which is sorta like fathers day there. and theres an 8 man boxing tournament. the final fight was between the tall lanky brazilian cosmo vs yodsaenklai who i train along side with in pattaya at fairtex there. yod's a beast. he doesnt mind getn hit a couple times to throw that big left kick. watch the fight

THE MONKEY-THE MONK-THE MONSTER

look at dat white belt shine! hahaha. me with braga after schools first class.

braga and the brazilian homies opened up there own mma school. braga is a beast check here. ab jiujitsu grand opening was yesterday so i went and showed support. here too.
stop'd by the new 7th son shop. check em' joey armstong layin it down. joey is a talented fighter as well. check him out here
OCD
lango n luke tag team art.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD

big doug n his fresh back from jason kundell. so ill. art work rebels
awesome
gay luigi and cat face.

sorry for da lack of updates. life pretty slow right now. training my ass off. sf weather is cold n shitty. just layin low and stayin' of da sauce(as much as i can.hahaha). happy birthday dad. wish i coulda been there. cuzo brennan's football team just slaughter'd their opponents at the state championships 42-0. good shit bro! got some hands on training by jongsanan"the wooden man" fairtex today. check him out here. ... fuck lou bachagalupo.