SPICED OUT SATURDAY

EYE OF THE COCK (-)

so we drove a while away to the land of the pimai people for this big cock battle. what looked like a giant rusty tin barn, with about 1000 motorbikes parked outside in a field, held these 12 cock rings. cock fights continuously going. cock fight after cock fight. was overwhelmed with cock. pretty sure i was the first white dude to ever step foot into this hidden cock layer. id catch these dirty thai men with funny pot leaf shirts holding their gambling notebooks staring at me until they noticed me noticing them and then they'd smile and give me the praying hands greeting sawasdeekhap and then point at the cock. was pretty damn entertaining. only thing was i thought i was gonna see some bloody cock battles, arms cut off and dead chickens in the dirt like on season two of eastbound and down.( "next time you bet on my cock you better bring some fucking peso's!") but in essan sadly they don't tape razors to the legs like in mexico and filapinoland. but they said down in the south of thailand they put razors on da cock. but there were plenty of lost eyeballs and everywhere yu looked they were sticking up cock from cock battle damage. cock!

THE HUNT FOR "SOMCHAI"

thats the homie Thang and his fresh catch..."RAT".
bbq dat shit.
enjoy.

so this trip up to essan was much different than my last. i came after the rice harvest. very dusty, all the giant rice fields were on fire. once they harvest their rice they burn the fields for the next planting. was hard to sleep it was so smokey everywhere. well at this time i guess the rats get fat on the spilled uncollected rice and then bounce before their asses get lit on fire. Thang found this giant rat house and set up some traps. i shit yu not, just a stick and some wire that he made a circular loop and tied to the stick and stuck all around the rat home. (i said to myself while we were doin this."no fuckn way in hell yu can catch a big ass rat this way") WRONG!!! tasted like rabbit. but honestly i couldn't get past the fact that i was eating a rat. kept his gnarly tooth as a trophy.

-ESSAN-

KIATMOO9 GYM

onna my favorite lil dudes The Lek! or now they call him SuperLek. this kid in 5 years will be top 5 lumpini 130 lb'ers. the next kongsak or the next singdum for that matter. superlek is exciting to watch, from the minute the round 1 bell rings in on. kinda like a new rambo, or samson. i was talking to mam about how good his cardio is. and his response was that usually training muay thai we do 5 or 6 4minute rounds given that a muay thai fight is 3 minute rounds, and at the kiatmoo9 camp, we do 4 12minute rounds. heres some background on Lek. last year he got lumpini fight of the year. HERE. and info HERE.
Petchpanomrung and Singdum watching super lek's fight. Petch got the only knockout of the night, with a kick to the neck ko victory over a dude named THONG, kinda funny. but sadly kiatmoo's only win of the night.
Kiatmoo9 clan. Petch, Singdum, The Lek.
Kiatmoo9..... in thai it kinda means " the famous 9"... well more like the famous, honorable 9.
Singdum"the Black Lion". i like this lil flip i shot, kinda looks like a black lion in this. sadly he lost as well. actually i was telling mam last night. of all the times I've seen Singdum fight, I've never seen him win.

PETCHPIYA FIGHT CARD

singdom's fight shorts for the night.
P.Mam keeping it gangsta. love this dude.
the A.Boonchuai Posse came thru to defend their 105lb belt and sadly lost in a decision against onna the FAgroup kids. DODO!!! was up in the house.
Sitsongpeenong up in there as well, and my favorite fight of the night against the sitmonchai crew. yodkhunpon sitmonchai vs detchsakda. great fight if yu can find it online.

BUS-2-BANGKOK

so i bus'd it to bangkok again to meet up with mam and the KIATMOO9 clan for these lumpini super fights last night. we polished off 7 beers and a bottle of whiskey before walking over to lumpini. first time on the sweet sauce in a while. funny seeing a fort bragg shirt. granger!!! get at me! haha.


BTS. yo gama chris.... "your now approaching asshole station. next stop asshole." i laugh every time.hahaha. bottom right E4 20. Asok. pronounced in thai. asshole.