so we drove a while away to the land of the pimai people for this big cock battle. what looked like a giant rusty tin barn, with about 1000 motorbikes parked outside in a field, held these 12 cock rings. cock fights continuously going. cock fight after cock fight. was overwhelmed with cock. pretty sure i was the first white dude to ever step foot into this hidden cock layer. id catch these dirty thai men with funny pot leaf shirts holding their gambling notebooks staring at me until they noticed me noticing them and then they'd smile and give me the praying hands greeting sawasdeekhap and then point at the cock. was pretty damn entertaining. only thing was i thought i was gonna see some bloody cock battles, arms cut off and dead chickens in the dirt like on season two of eastbound and down.( "next time you bet on my cock you better bring some fucking peso's!") but in essan sadly they don't tape razors to the legs like in mexico and filapinoland. but they said down in the south of thailand they put razors on da cock. but there were plenty of lost eyeballs and everywhere yu looked they were sticking up cock from cock battle damage. cock!
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