Tuesday, January 31, 2012

WA.WA.WA.---WATER..MELON...


So update....well. uh. I'm still a fat fuck. I'm on a new diet i made up consisting of soy milk, watermelon seeds and laxative coffee for girls that keeps you shitting, but keeps you skinny i guess. oh and lots of pineapples. i got hit by a truck yesterday. was interesting. got my arm smashed by a side view mirror, just glad my foot didn't get ran over. and i seem to be a magnet to stray dogs that growl at me and wanna bite me, so much that i now take the long way back home.

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