ADVANCED MAMMAL: September 2012

HOLLA HOLLA CITY OF SKWALLER

big doug n danny damage's last night in siam

so with not to much time in samui to do everything everyone split ways. some rented motorbikes to drive around and explore but all the waterfalls were said to be dried up in not flowing. it was 90-93 degrees everyday. i saw some island of in the distance and asked killa ray sheen if he wanted to go out there. so we finally tracked down a crew with a boat to drop us off there. upon asking them where we wanted them to take us. they were puzzled that we wanted to go to that island we new nuthin about, all we knew was it was a private island. so we say "fuck it" . thai dudes take us out towards the island, get about 400 yards from the island and the boat bottoms out so we have to grab all our beer n rubbish and walk knee deep in water 4 football fields to the shore. we get there and its a totally abandoned resort island looking like its been destroyed by zombies or some shit. fucking cool as shit. no-one on this whole lil island. we had a bar, rooms, a boat, water tower, cabanas,... but no shoes. sheen i think was the only dude who lugged his shoes out. and the whole island was impossible to walk without shoes. doug managed to find two left flip-flops, i found a kids flip flop that only my big toe fit in, but later upgraded to a mens right rain boot, and a women's size 8 left boot. we wouldn't have survived on the island very long, don't get me wrong the crew we had on their with the weapons we made could whoop an entire zombie army, but we ran through our booze water n food in 3 hours. real good time. sheen climbed that giant rock, look at da picture of kellan pointing to da rock to see sheen.

SAMUI ISLAND DEATH RIDE

so been a min... we all here in thailand, i believe 11-12 of us goons. was rearing towards the end of big Dougs 10 day thailand shit show bday week and he wanted to hit some islands before he peaced out, which is hard to do being its the peak of monsoon season here. so the plan was samui island since its on the gulf side of thailands long peninsula. but.. but.. traveling with 11-12 people fucking sucks... we took a 2 hour bus, to find out the tickets were sold out, then took a bus to bangkok for the night to party, then woke up hungover as hell, took a bus to the airport again, then got tickets on Nok airways which didn't even get us close to the island, land 2 hours from the gulf, take another 2 hour bus to the water ferry, then a 2 hour water ferry, then back on another bus for an hour before finally making it to our hotel there. once we got all check in the hotel was dope so i guess it was all worth it.